Live the dream & Learn to chase it

So fuck your coins and I wish you well

homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via brittb93)

College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

best-of-funny:

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

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beyonceish:

if the trojans didn’t whisper “achille you” right before they murdered achilles then what’s the point of living

(via beyonceish)